I'm not below bribes and sexual favors

What's better than winning one Dilly Award? I'll tell ya... TWO Dilly-Dillys! If I win (like that's gonna happen when I'm up against the likes of Laurence, Seabrook, Presurfer, Nicole and friggin' Dave Barry of all people) I promise you this: I will post a picture of me in nothing but my new brand Pickle Juice Boxers. You actually think you might see me in a thong? Bwaahahha!

So here's my shameless self promotion for the day: VOTE FOR ME! Do it for the pickle, yes the pickle.