Just a little tip from

Just a little tip from me to you

No matter how butch you may feel, don't ever ever utter these phrases:

"Hell yeah, I can build that incredibly fucking complicated floating shelf thing, no problem!" or "Sure honey, I'd be happy to refinish the coffee table this weekend"

What the hell was I thinking?! Do I look like Norm Abram? Don't answer that. I gotta go out to dinner in 2 hours. I've got a permanent vibration in my forearms and hands from the sander and after half a gallon of mineral spirits, I still can't get this goddamn wood stain out from under my fingernails... Pretty.