Friday Night Report: Took the

Friday Night Report:
Took the afternoon off to go see my NYC boys who are in town escaping the hell that is the east coast right now. Hung out by the pool, had some beers and some laughs. Laughs mostly about all you poor suckers in the snow. Yes, we laughed, oh how we laughed. Is that cruel? I'm sorry. Really, I am. Bwaaahhaaa!

Went to Blame it on Midnight to see my friend Shann Carr's screening of the first cut of her docu-comedy Out For Laughs. Great film making - wrong venue, wrong night. Nobody there was particularly interested in halting their romantic dinner conversations to watch the bank of TVs for 25 mins. The sound system was FUBAR so you couldn't really hear it anyways. Poor Shann. She's working so hard on this and I hope that the chilly reception doesn't damped her enthusiasm for the project.

An old friend from SF was in town and met us at the bar. She has a new girlfriend. They are still in that "I must have at least 40% of my body touching your body at all times" phase. CLINK CLANK What you just heard was the sound of my eyeballs rattling around to the back of my skull. Why bother going out when all you want to do is stay in and fuck like rabbits? Nice effort though. Didn't see them the rest of the weekend. No surprise there. At least somebody I know got some on Valentines Day.

Came home to find a voice mail from an ex-lover I haven't spoken to in 15 years. Oy.

Saturday Night Report:
Afternoon pool party/BBQ at the Racquet Club. Back home by 5:00. I was tired and didn't feel like going out. So we stayed in and I watched Kissing Jessica Stein on DVD. Whew - slow down there. Life's getting a little too glamorous even for me.

Sunday Report:
Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. Laid around the pool all day doing crosswords. Oh yeah, I did mow the lawn. Again, I gotta slow down a bit. I'm getting too old to live this wild life.

Went to the new World Gym this morning. Not to work out mind you - I don't want to jump into this whole exercise thing too quickly or anything. I just went confirm my membership and take a tour of the place. I'm sore just looking at it. But hey, swim suit season is upon me and I have to do something about my winter build up. I felt like a friggin' walrus yesterday. Goo goo g'joob!