Merry Christmas Everyone! Have a

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Have a safe and fantastic Knob Noggin' holiday.

For those of you who do not partake of the warm christian holiday where family members get drunk and bring up that embarrassing rash you had when you were 14, I highly recommend Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers or Far From Heaven after the Kung Pow Chicken.

If you simply need get away from all this Jingle Bell Rock and slip back into your wonderful online world where everything is quiet and no one is harping about your lumpy mashed potatoes, check out Google Zeitgeist for some Web Zen.

Or try your hand at the Cheeky Girls game. I couldn't figure out how to play it, but it involves spanking. You can never go wrong with a little spanking, even at Christmas.

Click a deer for some holiday cheer!

The 12 STD's of Christmas.

Battleships with a bit of a twist.