Pumpkin pie in the morning.

Pumpkin pie in the morning. Life doesn't get much better than this... all is good in the world. Except for one thing. I got a goddamn splinter last night putting a log on the fire. Right in the pad of my right pinkie. And I couldn't get it out. So I poured another drink, put on John Maher and ate my pie. The splinter's still there this morning. Each time I hit return or shift I curse the log. Fucking wood. A pox upon thee.

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