Just a little tip from

Just a little tip from me to you, friend

If you've not had carbs or sugar in a while, perhaps the way to go is a nice slow reacclimation to the world of sweet treats. Not my head first maniacal dive into the abyss.

For future reference, I do not recommend eating 4 TastyKakes, 2 KandyKakes, an Oreo, half a bear claw, a small bag of cheetos, some salt water taffy, fried chicken, potato salad and 2 king hawaiian dinner rolls - all in less than a 24 hour time span. Add PMS, 4 beers, a pathetic mid-relief choke in game six, a Carls Jr. Famous Star burger, some fries, 3 diet cokes, turning the clocks back, 2 three month old kittens, and a depressing yet compelling late night documentary narrated by Susan Sarandon and I can pretty much guarantee a horrible nights sleep.

Can you say "cranky?" I knew ya could.