Gretchen's been on a queen

Gretchen's been on a queen bitch rant. Now, I tried to take the "what pisses you off?" quiz she posted, but for some reason I kept getting a blank blue page. That really pisses me off damn it. You wanna know what else pisses me off? Here's the short list off the top of my head:

When they don't empty my goddamn ashtray at the car wash
Whiners
Tests of the emergency broadcast system
Parking meters
A dirty coffee spoon on the edge of the sink
Reformed fundamentalist non-smokers
People who take cell phone calls while talking to me
On that note ... call waiting
Stupid people
Toast crumbs in the butter
Splitting the check (see: whiners)
My neighbors dog Brutus.
Refilled ketchup bottles
The 8am - 12pm window
Gum-snappers
The middle seat
Cat piss
Improper use of the turn signal
Hang-ups
Ignorant homophobic asses (see: stupid people)
People who show up half an hour late
Junk Mail
People who can't keep their big fat ass mouths shut.
Infomercials
A squeeze when I asked for a twist

Thank you - I feel much better now. It's Saturday - nobody reads this damn thing on the weekends anyway.

Now I'm off to my cousins to watch Game Six. We might briefly switch over during the commercials to ESPN2 to view the carnage that will be the Michigan State - Wisc. game. It won't be pretty, I'm sure.