I Love My Digital Camera!

I Love My Digital Camera!
Just snapped this pic of the Missus feeding the cats this morning (man, am I gonna get it fer this one!).

I'm getting ready to take off to the Wild, Wild Upper Mid-West at the crack of dawn tomorrow. 2 weeks in the Great White North, eh? Yah, you betcha! I can't wait... Cold beers on the boat, burgers on the grill, industrial strength Off[tm] to repel fucking helicopter size West Nile Virus carrying Mosquitoes. Ah, the smells of summer ... Hawaiian Tropic, Deet, Solarcaine and Calamine.

So, I bought a new suitcase yesterday just for this trip. The old one had seen its days. I purchased a slightly larger one because I always seemed cramped for space, and I always check my bags (glutton for punishment). However, I've just discovered while packing today that no matter how big the suitcase is, I'll fill it to capacity in 2 minutes flat. There must be some physics law at work here; SM = c2 x pv (suitcase mass = closet squared times packing velocity). I'd better write it up soon to make the next issue Scientific Journal of Travel.

I'll try and update on this trip, but we'll have to see how much computer time I can negotiate with my 24/7 wired stepfather.

Later Gators! Troll the archives til I get back!

Joke of the day
" A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident."

The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to
gamble with?"

The guy replies, "Oh, I've got gambling money."

What is wrong with these people?!? [redux]
Couple plan to clone baby

Ultimate Bad Taste Award

Actual float created for the Taylors Valley, VA Fourth of July parade in 2002. courtesy of the missus