AirlineMeals.net "The worlds first site

AirlineMeals.net "The worlds first site dedicated to nothing but airline food." Uh, okay ... but can you identify it? For a Mystery Meat 101 game, check out the "MyTravel Airlines" tray - what the fuck is that? Or "Dragon Air" - just drown it in gravy and no one will notice? Reminds me of junior high.

So, I'm brain dead. I am unable to perform even the most basic of tasks. Yeah - even those basic tasks. Who has the energy? Sorry babe. Next week I promise. I thought summers were supposed to be all about relaxing and do-nothing weekends. Baseball, cold beer by the pool and mowing the lawn. But noooo, it's not to be that kind of July and August for me. Now I can not only do the drive from PS to SF in 6.5 hours (I know exactly where all the speed traps are) but I can also take a 30 minute nap if I tie the steering wheel to the door handle and set the cruise to 80 just past Kettleman City. This should actually be the last trip to SF for a while. The Missus and I are finally getting a real vacation next month. Yippie!

My neverending gratitude to my venerable hosts in SF for allowing me to crash on their sofabed for the past 2 months. You will be rewarded my friends. Pack your bags for some waterskiing and cocktails on the dock at sunset. Yeah, I thought that might sound good! And also to my beloved cousin for taking care of the cats. After all of this traveling is over, I am sure we will have our own set of photos for the My Cat Hates You Gallery. Oh, and they do. You know they do. Just look at them! Our cats hate us.

Time Wasters For Tuesday:
Lava Lamp Simulator

Office Paintball

The Online Pregnancy Test

Last but not least Anti-Hero Art The White Trash Museum.