The Missus returns today. Thank

The Missus returns today. Thank God. I am on the verge of really truly losing my mind. I don't want to ALARM anyone, but Monday night there was ANOTHER break in two doors up the street. All this after two years of living crime free in this neighborhood. Left a message for Sgt. Somebody in the burglary division of our local PD requesting additional patrols in the 'hood. Fat chance. We will probably be left to fend for ourselves.

So I distracted myself last night with a different version of MiniGolf. Not as great as my favorite Electrotank MiniGolf but pretty good. There are some other fun games there too...

I think I've also found a new use for my old Jeep. Just THINK of what I could do with this bad boy!! StreetWriter. The fun would never end!

Your Altoids are Changing. Welcome to Class of '74 retroland! Don't miss the "Making Friends with Fruit" educational video! in the Sex Ed class. FYI - I think I had that pink two piece bathing suit.

Here's a little helpful investment advice from my friend Hollis:

"If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00.

Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle."

So anyway - yeah, can't wait to have the girl back. Miss her something awful and the recycling is piling up.