Friday Night Report: Went to

Friday Night Report: Went to the once world famous Racquet Club with the missus, and Jay and Mishell (that's right - MJ and Michelle and Jay and Mishell) for dinner. Pulled into the parking lot which was PACKED. Now see, here's the thing, the Racquet Club has fallen on hard times, poor management and lack of interest, we are usually the only people there so a full parking lot means only one thing - Private Party. But it wasn't a private party, instead they were hosting a weekend retreat for "Sober in the Sun" - a desert queer AA group. Since Mishell and Jay do not drink, and Michelle isn't currently imbibing either ... I was the only person in the whole damn place getting a buzz. It was a strange feeling - like I was violating a sacred alcohol free space. But those of you who know me, know that seldom am I apologetic, so I quickly got over it. The highlight of the evening was the piano player. I swear she and Amy Sedaris were separated at birth, only the piano player was, on a scale of 1-10, a definite 10 in the psycho category. She had a Playschool "My First Piano" and during breaks would walk around with it playing that damn ice cream truck song - I don't know the name of it, but sing-a-long with me ... "Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro" ... you know the one I am talking about.

It was strange. Me and my Kettle One on the rocks (with a twist), 200 sober queers, and the ice cream truck song. Swear to God.

Saturday Night Report: PS ModCom (The Palm Springs Modern Commitee) BBQ at Pete's house. It's still high-season here so 50 ModSquaders - all the usual suspects - came out for the party. The opposite of "Sober in the Sun" - more like "Drunk in the Moonlight." Much fun and little political action was had by all.

We're supposed to hit the 100 degree mark again today. Summer has arrived folks. 4 months of finding shade.

So here's some Sunday surfs for you...

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