Another day, another dollar -

Another day, another dollar - buddy can ya spare one? Okay, I have 4 past due invoices out and I just wanna get paid ... is that too much to ask?

So the Missus and I are off to the hardware store on a joint shopping venture. She needs something (what? I'm not sure - she has her *own* list) and me? I'll just get lost in the powertools and forget what I came there for in the first place... Thanks to Cyndi for the following - my favorite... nasty ascii:

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )

Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

Acups
o o

D cups
( O )( O )

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Breasts
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
\ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts
($)($)

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