Only 7 more shopping days

Only 7 more shopping days left! Here's another great stocking stuffer! Jesus scores a hat trick! Something wierd about this but I'm not sure what it is. I do know that it's not sick, disturbing, and JUST PLAIN WRONG (warning: adult content)

Keeping with the religous theme of the day, why didn't anyone think of it sooner? St. Petersburg Mayor Carolyn Risher might be on to something!

Now here's a site that will make you think twice before getting that tattoo. The entire lyrics to Freebird? What were you thinking?

In other news, I'm getting set to head back to Michigan to see the folks tomorrow! I hope it snows! Speaking of which, where the hell did I store that winter coat? Hmm... must be in the garage somewhere! Michelle will be staying here to hold down the fort. What could happen?