Looking for that perfect gift?

Looking for that perfect gift? One that says "Merry @!#%* Christmas?"

Evesdropping is fun:
"I'll have a glass of... How do you pronounce this?"
"The second one?"
"Yeah."
"'Chardonnay.'"
--A man and a waitress at Cafe Venizia

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