April 11, 2003

Step 1: Pour yourself a tall cocktail

Fuck me. I'm 36 years old. Will somebody please tell me when I get to move on from the "some assembly required son-of-a-bitch, goddamn it!" phase into the "white glove delivery just put it over there, no, a little to the left please" phase of my life...

Oh how I long for the day when nary a piece of furniture in my house requires "simple assembly using hammer and screwdriver."

I gotch ya hammer, right here...

Posted by MJ at April 11, 2003 12:01 PM
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Don't ask me. My new kitchen table still has no legs. Can I borrow your hammer? I'd like to smash it into a thousand pieces. Thanks.

Posted by: Marti at April 11, 2003 12:21 PM

what's a hammer?

Posted by: LA at April 11, 2003 05:16 PM

Ya know, this made me realize just how many years of "some assembly required" I have in my future now with the munchkin. I require a drink now.

Posted by: Murphy at April 12, 2003 11:28 AM

I have a whole drawer full of those Allen wrenches that come with Ikea furniture.

Posted by: Robyn at April 12, 2003 05:18 PM