Ba-Ba-Baciami

The Alien in My Neighbors Yard has been updated.

The kittens are doing much better today and are starting to get the hang of the bottle, which is a great thing. They are considerably more mobile... which is not such a great thing. Time for a deeper box. I swear to god... they are so adorable though. Their ears are still all folded in. They look like little ewoks.

Had a fun weekend. No illicit non-consensual drug use (unless you count the killer vodka punch at Jamies party last night). Just got back from dinner and the now traditional Easter game of bocce ball at Rich and Michaels. The missus kept calling the pallino "the palenta" which of course evolved into "the placenta". I, on the other equally annoying hand, could not stop humming Rosemary Clooney's Botch-a-Me. "C'mon-a you kiss-a me now!"

Cocktail hour went longer than I anticipated so I had skip dinner to come home to feed the kittens. I missed out on the classic Easter spiral ham but I got back just in time for the best god damn apple fritter I've ever had!

Okay off to bed for me... I'm on deck for the middle of the night feeding tonight. It's like having friggin' children, but without all the vomit. Sort of.