June 09, 2003
What I learned this weekend
There are few things more frightening than the crowd at White Castle at 2AM.
Except maybe eating 4 White Castle sliders at 2AM.
And perhaps the after effects.
Even if you are only joking, never suggest to two sisters that you would like to see them rub oil on each other. They will think you are a sick fuck and never look at you the same way again.
At the playground, swinging on the swings is a lot of fun, but if you were out drinking heavily the night before, it WILL make you want to vomit.
And the slides aren’t always as much fun as they look. But try them anyway, you never know.
Surprisingly enough, Blue Man Group doesn’t suck... that much.
Smoking really is a disgusting habit. I should probably quit.
Always bring an extra pack.
When receiving an unsolicited lap dance from the hostess, it’s polite to wait until she finishes before complimenting her husband on his potato salad.
If you are thinking about having children, rent some for a few hours. Make sure you wear your good shirt when holding the baby. That should cure you.
Some couples are just too cute for words.
Jack is the man.
Having finally seen it in person, Henry Moores “Reclining Mother and Child” is quite possibly my favorite sculpture.
Watching your buddy mow her lawn while you kick back with a beer or two is not a bad way to spend an hour.
Never let a 14 year old girl fly with a cat as carry on. It might shit in its box and stink up the plane, escape, strike terror into the hearts of your fellow passengers, causing manly men to scream, only to be caught 10 rows later requiring it to spend the duration of the flight locked in a bathroom - which I just might be seated next to. Mrrrooooww! Thanks.
Posted by MJ at June 9, 2003 12:34 AMOk. So, the oil thing. THAT WAS FUNNY. ;-)
I miss you already.
Posted by: mopsa at June 9, 2003 06:10 AMWow, sounds like you had an excellent weekend.
Hey, wassup with your picture and all the links being way down at the bottom, instead of on the right side of the page?
p.s. What is a White Castle slider?
Posted by: Cyndi at June 9, 2003 09:24 AMYeah Mops - that WAS funny! Some people are just a little sensitive I guess ;) Hey, now that M is there - see if you can her in on the action... That's money right there.
Cyndi - I misspelled it... it's Slyder®. And it's an itty bitty little meat like grease ball of a burger that hopefully absorbs alcohol. I have no idea what's up with this page. Everything looks cool to me and I haven't touched the template... Hmmm. Perhaps it's that I have not been as prolific with my postings and things have scrolled off. I'll check it out.
Posted by: MJ at June 9, 2003 09:45 AMA slyder can be a bit of perfection, but it has to be after 2 AM. Here's why..you take a small (two bites) hamburger, make it square and thin, it is cooked on a griddle with onions, when fishined it is smothered in the mound of onions so it doesn't dry up. They are served with or without cheese, and you "must" order them by the dozen. No self-respecting party-goer orders one or two..remember, it is 2 AM. MJ, we miss you in PS!
Posted by: MJS at June 9, 2003 12:35 PMMichael - Miss me no more darlin'. I have arrived home in one piece, though slightly worn. See you two tonight? Many stories to tell... Oh, the stories ;)
Posted by: MJ at June 9, 2003 12:43 PMI think you signed a non-disclosure, missy (I caught you after a beer or seven.) So those stories can go right back in the bag. Got me? Back in the bag.
Posted by: mopsa at June 9, 2003 03:05 PMyou really should quit. smokey hair, smokey breath, smokey clothing - BLEAH.
besides, you deserve better than black lung.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo at June 9, 2003 09:54 PM
