It's safe to come out now.

Whew... I'm feeling much better today, which is good for those around me. I have no idea what caused me to turn into Large Marge yesterday. Must have been a blood sugar thing. I blame the missus for that. She baked a whole heaping batch of chocolate chip cookies on Tuesday and I think I must have eaten a dozen of them. Cookies. Mmm.

In other news:
Supreme Court Strikes Down Sodomy Law About fucking time. Pun intended.

Links here! Getcher red hot links here!
GutterBall. Nice little bowling timewaster. And yes, you can turn that annoying guy off under options.

Yee-ouch is right. Inline skates only used once - no need to explain any further buddy.

For the geeks: Down and dirty WhoIS

Even a tragic car accident looks kinda cute with Googly Eyes!

Pointless, rude, crude, obscene and well, pretty funny in that twisted kinda way. Retarded Animal Babies!
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Okay, so some might say that my alien project is a little odd, but not quite as odd as this site about how one person dealt with their Planter Wart.