How many "F"s in Fuckity Fuck Fuck?

I tried my best and I still didn't make genius. Damn it. Eye Test. Can you find all of the F's?

Very funny Kindergarten Music Reviews
via the morning news

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Why you should never own a parrot.

Play Slackman!

So maybe I take a lot of pictures of my cats but key-rist, these people need to give the dog a break already! Baby the Bulldog He aint that special.

One from the Archives:
Ladies United for the Preservation of Endangered Cocktails

In Other News:
I'm stunned to learn that the Friday Fishwrap is blocked by the Chinese Government. Could it be all those Engrish links? Perhaps too many fuckity fuck fucks in my prose (that sounds naughty)? Whatever the case, I'm in good company even though I am not on the un-official list.
thanks natalie and andy for letting me know about it!

Name that quote: "Mmm. Damn good coffee - and HOT!"
Many thanks go out to my thoughtful friends who got me the best damn coffee maker ever! This thing not only brews great coffee, but it also grinds your beans for you in the filter basket. It friggin ROCKS! You're the best!

In other birthday news. Even though it was not the usual BBQ/Beer bash of years past, I had a great night last night. The missus made a fine dinner and afterwards I kicked back with The Life of Pi and a pitcher of Manhattans. The phone was a steady stream of birthday greetings. I have some great friends and I counted my blessings. Thanks you guys. Still, I fully intend to milk the Monday Birthday through to the holiday weekend to see if I can get a little B-Day BBQ out of Rich and Michael someone.