All By Myself - Again

I took the Missus to the airport at some ungodly hour this morning, the sun wasn't even up that's all I know. And we were out of coffee. This is never a good sign. On the way home from the 'port, I stopped off at Albertson's to get me some beans.

Have you ever been shopping before the sun comes up? Neither have I - sober. The place is lit up like the fucking Fourth of July and it's about -110º below zero in there. They must do that to keep their employees awake, or it's a twisted research project. Albertson's lab rats... That explains the two-way mirrors.

So I am on my way to the check out and there they were. Big beautiful mounds, full, moist and juicy... and they were calling my name. I began wringing my hands like Gollum: my precious, me wants them, me must have them!

So I bought the 4 pack of blueberry muffins.

This is what happens when she leaves me alone folks. I find myself spiraling into the depths of excess and depravity. Food, drink, selflove, and naked farts on the couch. So far 2 whole muffins and 1 top of another. Looks like it gonna be a red letter day!

And so begins my journey to commit all 7 seven deadly sins before 6:37pm Sunday.

Gluttony - Check