Here's a tip...

Never hire a crack whore to manage your website!

My brother has a band in FLA and I did a little website for them last year. But because I did it as a freebie, I couldn't really maintain it for them in the timely manner that they wanted. So they hired some groupie to keep the site updated.

First thing she did was take down the entire existing site and throw up the ugliest piece of crap "Under Construction" page. And that's the way it sat for the last 3 months.

My brother calls this afternoon and asks if I might restore the site to what it was prior to crack whore taking over. They were firing this chick and well, they could live with sporadic updates rather than no site whatsoever. Sure - no problem.

When I went into the directory, I found over 185 MB of her files. Nothing relating to the band - but entire websites for other bands, p0rn, mpegs, avi's... tons of stuff. But I didn't touch any of it, I just restored the bands website.

This chick flipped out. Fuh-lipped I tell you. She deleted all of the files I had just uploaded for the site and put a giant FUCK YOU on the home page.

So I deleted it. She put it back up. I deleted. And so on and so on... It was kind of fun actually. Then I started getting bored while I waited for the password to be reset... so I deleted all 180MBs of her stupid crap. Muuhhahahah.... Everything is back to normal now and she's locked out. Fuck me?

Uh, no. Fuck YOU very much. Now go suck your pipe and shut the hell up.