December 03, 2003
Shiny! Sparkly!
I've been thinking about a little facelift around here. As a professional graphic designer, I am always looking for inspiration. What do you think about this? It's got pizzazz! I feel dizzy now...
This is just wrong: Weenies: The Adult Plush Toy
Midget Tossing. Now that's good clean fun.
Turn this guys Christmas lights on and off. Man I'd hate to be his neighbor.
Speaking of Christmas and wrapping paper.. We weren't? Oh, well anyway.. Here's some special wrapping paper. I want the Biohazard/Caution.
In other news:
I've gained 10lbs. It's all in my sinuses. I'm seriously in the hurt locker. Even my eyeballs ache. And I know it's going to get worse before it gets better. I feel so bad for the Missus. I was wheezing, coughing, moaning and hacking all night. When I did sleep, I snored like a MoFo, I even woke myself up. At 4:00 I found the bed empty and assume she went to catch a few winks in the guest room. She came back in around 6:00 so I got up to let her sleep. I fear she is just a few days behind me. We might have to go into a quarantine lock-down.
Anyone that uses that juvenile mix of uPpEr CaSe AnD lOwEr CaSe LeTtErS deserves to have their mouth kicked wide open. Don't do it, MJ!
FeEl BeTtEr!
{hugs + smiles}
::chhrrct crackle crackle::
"Attention: This is the CSS police. Put down the MIDI and step away from the animated .gif and no one will get hurt."
Posted by: MJ at December 3, 2003 12:06 PMI think we embarrassed her into taking down her site.
Posted by: Robyn at December 3, 2003 12:40 PMAhhh, MJ, you instigator, you!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at December 3, 2003 04:13 PMI've been called worse ;)
Posted by: MJ at December 3, 2003 04:24 PMIs it wrong to giggle at the "MORE THAN 600 CHILDREN DIE OF STARVATION EACH DAY IN ETHIOPIA" paper? Cracked me up!
Posted by: Mopsie at December 3, 2003 05:07 PMOh man, that first link really hurt my eyes! Where can I file a complaint about that vile design?
Posted by: greybird at December 3, 2003 08:08 PMGive that page some ritalin! Ow! I think my eyes are bleeding.
Feel better!
tc
Jesus... i think i just had a stroke.
Posted by: LA at December 4, 2003 08:31 AMI am now dealing with some serious post traumatic stress syndrome.
Every time I open my web browser I'll flinch.
Posted by: mopsa at December 4, 2003 10:14 PM1. Gary is CUTE!:)! I will take two please! Uhh Ohh HS boy - cancel my last.
2. "page created with Easy Designer" the term "easy Designer" might be correctly applied to either MJ or I - neither of us takes responsibility for this page.
3. Wonder what the Chinese factory workers think while sewing the plush toys. "Ahhhhhh - America - a great country" So......I'm think of placing an order. At least it will be a unique gift, or at least a first on the block.
