February 01, 2004

Now That's [janets boob] Football!

So that was quite a game [janets boob]. The first 27 minutes I was beginning to think nothing exciting [janets boob] would ever happen, and we'd have a snooze fest on our hands. Then whammo! [janets boob] Suddenly both teams discovered that they could actually throw the ball!

Even the halftime show [janets boob] left a bit to be desired [janets boob]. I don't care what anyone thinks [janets boob] Kid Rock is the shit [janets boob].

I have yet to find out [janets boob] what that whole streaking thing was about [janets boob]. The picture on Yahoo doesn't show what was written on his [janets boob] chest.

As for the commercials, the only one that I really liked was the Clydesdale Donkey. Reminded me of my sweet [janets boob] Ladybug (yes, I still want a Honkey Donkey!)

By the fourth quarter [janets boob] I was totally on the edge of my seat [janets boob] thrilled that this was the most exciting [janets boob] or at least close [janets boob] Super Bowl I'd seen [janets boob] in a long time.

As I predicted [janets boob] the Pats won, though they didn't beat the spread [janets boob]. Ha! Bonus - My chili was [janets boob] the best I've made to date. Ground turkey isn't half bad. Watch out Lady - I'm gonna give you a run for your money!

Re Survivor [janets boob]: Man, they dug up all the obnoxious ones [janets boob] didn't they? Not too surprised that Tina [janets boob] was the first voted off. And you'd think one of those friggin' ego maniacs would have figured out [janets boob] how to build a damn fire. Richard Hatch [janets boob] is still an ass. Put some clothes on your nasty white ass. Ooh, you nasty boy [janets boob].

I know there's something [janets boob] I'm forgetting to mention... It'll [janets boob] come to me...

Posted by MJ at February 1, 2004 09:22 PM
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His chest [janets boob]said GoldenPalace.com

Awesome game indeed!

Posted by: Murphy at February 1, 2004 09:27 PM

hahaha

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at February 1, 2004 11:41 PM

and is it pierced? i was shocked - p.r. has gone to the next level - love it -

Posted by: uh-oh, him at February 2, 2004 11:16 AM

I was doubled over laughing at the show. Kid rock looks like a butch version of marilyn manson. the game I enjoyed immensely.

Here and Canada, we were spared the former cowboy Saunders commentary. His head 'don't fit on our screens'. Thank fucking god!

Posted by: donna at February 2, 2004 08:23 PM

I love how CBS didn't know it was going to happen, and later apologized profusely, and even have a number for people to call if they are upset and need counseling. Really... that's a bit over the edge. Great entry though, I was laughing throughout the whole thing. Beyond the boobs, it was a great game wasn't it? All football should be that competitive.

Posted by: JustAJunior at February 2, 2004 08:24 PM

GRR. 'in' not 'and'. I look as half bright as Dion now. Deon. DEEEon. whatever.

Posted by: donna at February 2, 2004 08:25 PM

an aside..I am voting for Colby....AGAIN.
Least he can finish the job.

Posted by: donna at February 2, 2004 08:27 PM

I can't even believe how upset all these morons are about a Tit for Christ's sake. Get over it. What a game, the best Superbowl since the 49ers. LOL.

Posted by: Gene Hunt at February 17, 2004 02:39 PM

Forget the Superbowl and watch Super 12 Rugby Union from AUST, NZ,and SA.

Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2004 02:22 AM

A woman/entertainer of Janets magnitude does not need to rely on silly stunts. I believe it was unitentional and the whole world should just move on........ forget about Janets problems and go find some of your own!!

Posted by: joel gloria at March 6, 2004 08:39 AM