On My Absence**

Dear Friends, Clients, and Family:

I am writing to let you know that my contact with you will be suspended until further notice. You are no doubt aware that I am currently undertaking a rather large renovation project, which has taken up a considerable amount of my time lately, but there's been a new development. In light of the work that needs to be done I've decided to swallow my pride and hire a contractor to assist me with the work. While she came highly recommended, I've decided it's in my best interest to supervise her at all times. I'm sure you understand.

Take care,

MJ

**I'd love to take credit for this but I can't. The most witty and brilliant Ms. Natalie Yates of the Pickle Juice variety posted it this morning. Made my frickin' day. Now if you'll excuse me - I'm off to uh.. supervise.