Tuesday Timewasters

Never tease a Canadian about his beaver.

Handy! A nice list of useful non-committal phrases. Also check out
17 Simple Ways to Stop Being a Fucking Idiot... For example "If you proudly state, "I really don't watch TV," stop it you liar. You watch TV every waking second you are not downloading porn."

Fun and Games
Sheepteroids - Asteroids with, uh, sheep.

Ugly as all get out but a great trivia game. Score a-Million

Collect the Marbles without hitting any walls.

Penguin Push Like Sokoban, but uh, with a penguin.

5 card draw poker

And finally a cheap knock off of the dreaded Crimson Room: Motas.

I knew I was going to be Dino!
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Later Gators...