In the style of the club singer

I've decided that while MJ is away, I am going to adopt her persona and charisma. What this translates to is that I'm going to start a massive remodeling project on the house across the street (although in my case I don't own it which could be a problem), document my nextdoor neighbor's triffid progress, have everyone hanging on my every word, then bugger off for a few days.

Macs are cool. MT is grand. Yatesy doesn't know what he's talking about.