I'm getting a strange urge...

...to buy the house across the way, and pick out tiles and the like.

Of course, I'd also want to have a "missus" to remind me how amusing a trip to Lowes can actually be.

However, seeing as I don't have a "missus" or the cash to buy out my neighbours, I'll have to settle for knocking a few walls down over at my little blog.

And, man...if this is what it feels like to be in MJ's shoes...

...well, suffice to say that I think the missus is one lucky lady.