June 17, 2004

Never throw caution to the wind ... in Canada

I've decided, based on the research of my previous post, that the phrase "In Canada" will now replace "In Bed" on all Fortune Cookies...

Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about..

You will meet a short, dark stranger ... in Canada
You have a strong and sensitive personal nature ... in Canada
You will have good luck & overcome many hardships ... in Canada
Use proven methods, avoid shortcuts ... in Canada
He who hurries can not walk with dignity ... in Canada
You are a person of culture, cultivate it ... in Canada

Posted by MJ at June 17, 2004 10:47 PM
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I like it!

Of course, our two favorites are "on the moon" and "like a scary clown."

You will meet a short, dark stranger ... like a scary clown
You have a strong and sensitive personal nature ... like a scary clown
You will have good luck & overcome many hardships ... like a scary clown
Use proven methods, avoid shortcuts ... like a scary clown
He who hurries can not walk with dignity ... like a scary clown
You are a person of culture, cultivate it ... like a scary clown

Posted by: Solonor at June 18, 2004 04:31 AM

My Director gives out fortune cookies when we have accomplished great weeks.. and we say "...in MK".
You will travel to far distances...in MK

Posted by: Susan at June 18, 2004 06:46 AM

This is particularly funny to me, because i have an aunt that refers to gay people as Canadians.

"So, I was getting my haircut, and the guy is very Canadian you know..."

So, it's funny because you're Canadian and now you're adding "In Canada" to your fortunes...well, it was funny in my head.

Posted by: irish-girl at June 18, 2004 08:56 AM

does anyone else find the phrase "OTHER child abuse that the police et al. don't know about YET" - just a little creepy?!

In some cases, individuals such as psychologists, may have a professional responsibility to reveal information you thought was confidential, eg. other child sexual abuse that the police, Crown, and Court don't know about yet.

Posted by: staz at June 18, 2004 09:51 AM

To clarify for those of you like me who just asked themselves "What the hell are you talking about Staz?!" She's refering to the 'sentencing in canada' article linked on my previous post...

And yes, I agree... totally creepy! But them's Canadians for ya, eh?

Relax - I'm kidding you wacky Canooks! I love Canada!

Except for the French part...

Posted by: MJ at June 18, 2004 10:01 AM

Doh! Yep - posted to the wrong comment area...Thanks, MJ. Sorry for the confusion!

Posted by: staz at June 18, 2004 11:13 AM

And Canadians love you, MJ!

Especially us Canadian Canadians. ;)

Posted by: jen at June 18, 2004 12:09 PM

LOL Okay, Jen beat me to it, and even us straight Canadians, too... heh!

Posted by: Rae at June 21, 2004 04:51 AM