Owed {ode} to Fishwraps Past

Email Clip of the day:

Big news is: I saw my mother yesterday.

She told me my father has a bent penis and it hurt her, she had a severely bruised vaginal wall for many many years because of it. I did not ask for this information. She offered it up as some kind of explanation for something. For the record, and in the spirit of what is now seemingly appropriate for people to share, unsolicited, with one another, my penis is very straight and should not cause harm.

Much Love,

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