June 23, 2004

Wednesday Wastes of Time

Deer eBay, this item up for auction is just freaky with a capital F. Should I send my therapy bills directly to you or do you prefer PayPal?

The true Terminal story: Stranded at the Airport

Chapelle cracks my shit up... A new soundboard from Comedy Central.

WRONG WRONG WRONG! Milkmen

Yodelalehehoo! Get the drunk guy to walk as far as you can. I made it 59 meters before face planting it.

For you film buffs, check out Cinema Sequence a kind of 6 degrees of separation things for movies and actors.

Posted by MJ at June 23, 2004 10:32 AM
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Okay, between the freaky eBay thing and the bent-penis post, I'm traumatized too.
How about some nice house updates, MJ?

Posted by: greybird at June 23, 2004 11:28 AM

The freaky eBay thing kind of gives a whole new spin to the term "pucker up," doesn't it?!?!

Posted by: Artichoke Heart at June 23, 2004 12:27 PM

"Yah Baby, come over here!" Hee! 66 meters and counting. Why do you have to get us playing that addictive shit? And that cinema game? Holy hell. I was BORN for that. BORN, I tell you.

Posted by: Angela at June 23, 2004 07:36 PM

GB: So you're saying you want more fuzzy kittens and house porn? Hmm.. I'm sure I have some around here some where... Let me get back to you on that ;)

AH: That's just wrong. I love it.

A: 66 meters? That's pretty damn good. Did ya notice that the little fella speeds up every now and then ... that's what threw me off. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: MJ at June 23, 2004 08:09 PM

talk about addictive! that cinema game will keep me up for hours!

Posted by: musikchyck at June 23, 2004 10:59 PM

Okay, the deer thing wasn't nearly as bad as the milkment. That is just wrong!

Posted by: drc at June 24, 2004 08:41 AM

if I thought i could pull it off i'd buy that damn weird thing and stick it in your bed on pink sat! heh

Posted by: staz at June 24, 2004 01:43 PM

Damn it!!! I can't get farther tha 48 meters, and I know personally I've done much better than that. I think the problem is he is drinking out of the bottle. Firstly, huge faux pas! If you drink out of a fine crystal martini glass, you can use the olive in your drink as you would the 'bubble' in your level. If the olive moves, you know you either have to move or drink quickly!!!

Posted by: MJS at June 25, 2004 09:52 AM

71 meters with the drunk! Woohoo!!

Posted by: Murphy at June 25, 2004 11:23 AM

I must be a total light weight... 42 meters was all I could get. and that took some trying.

Posted by: Rich at June 25, 2004 11:44 AM