And I quote : "That thing was a total ugh!"

Why, why, why do I even bother reading about this box of hair? It only infuriates me.

So this time Britney says "It's for love" and yet... They've only been dating for a few months and the man has one daughter and another child on the way with Moesha? To which the former Mrs. Alexander replies...

"Spears says she plans to meet Federline's daughter and wants children of her own someday."

Yeah that's it. Marry the guy - THEN meet his kid(s)... Congrats - You're about to become a step monster!

To quote the blonde one (again): Ugh.

Okay so who's in on a Britney pool for how long this one will last? Dollar a square!

In other news:
We didn't start the fire... this idiot did. Hey, that gives me some ideas!
via Coudal who, in contrast to my oh-so bitchy post yesterday, has implemented a most fantastic redesign.

If you are more inclined towards the safer and more traditional Fourth of July celebrations, here's something to get ya in the spirit: Lady Liberty Fireworks. Oooh, Ahhh. Pretty!
via the missus