Eclectomania

Is anyone else sick of Ken? Okay buddy, you're smart, we get it. Now how about you use some of that money to buy a personality and a life to go along with your over sized cranium...

Babelize it! Back in the old days when I lived in a cosmopolitan city and lead the glamourous dot.com lifestyle my friends and I used to play this game where we would write an email and run it through various translators. Por example:

"Do you want to meet for a drink after work?"

Babelized via various languages comes back as...

"It appreciates to come after the drink the contact for a work?"

But we would have to do it manually, in which case we stuck mostly to Portuguese... Here's a page that does all the work for you, Lost in Translation

Speaking of translation... I can't get it to work. But maybe youse can. Da Ali G. Translata

Strange yet captivating... TAS 1000. Music made from answering machine messages. They only have three mp3s up. I've Been Delayed is my fav.

Now here's a birthday gift idea for the lesbian who has everything Dyke Dolls (nice logo...)

Vendetta and Charlotte are Making Fiends

I've seen a few versions of this game but was always too lazy to play. Here's a nice collection of results from the Amazon.com Knee Jerk Contrarian Game

When I Am an Old Woman, I shall: get drunk and do doughnuts in the school parking lot.

Doh! Headbanger! Trampoline Trickz