August 17, 2004
Wow, that's a really big...
er, torch, you've got there.
What's with the swimsuits the guys are wearing? Is it just me or do half of them seem to be employing The Bulge™?
In a similar vein...

I've heard people talking about the phallic nature of the Athens 2004 Flame lighting the cauldron (even though it looked more like a big fattie joint to me) I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder. I'll let these concept drawings for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Stadium speak for themselves...

In other news:
Joke of the day via the missus...
I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've not done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
Posted by MJ at August 17, 2004 11:27 AMI mean seriously, where? How? ... do you find something like the "bulge"?? with trunks that low how do they stay on when he dives?
Posted by: Rich at August 17, 2004 11:35 AMYou would think that he'd try to keep it strapped down a little better/snugger to shave a few tenths of a second of his time . . . that much excess bulging would seem to cause excess drag, I would think. Not so aerodynamic and all. ;)
Posted by: Artichoke Heart at August 17, 2004 12:31 PMI am glad to know I am not alone thinking the torch looked like a big ole fattie. It was a touching moment at the firing up of the Olympic spliff. Looked like it almost went out, some one was bogarting the propane I guess.
Posted by: Murphy at August 17, 2004 12:31 PMI about fell off the chair laughing...I never really gave the olympic cauldron a moment's thought until I saw that picture, and I immediately thought it looked like a big fattie!
And the concept design for the next stadium...
interesting...
- Carrie
Posted by: Carrie at August 17, 2004 02:33 PMmulti-commenting...
1. oh dear goodness. his pants are falling off!
2. fffffffffffp! gnk..snrk...phoooooooo...yeah...
3. Well, in one angle it looks like...you know. And 90 degrees at another angle it looks like...the eye of Sauron! AAAACK!
4. Ha!
Um, did you see the female gymnasts, too? One of the Americans looked like SHE was using this product as well.
Posted by: Julie at August 18, 2004 04:58 AMyou talk about those swim suits like thats a bad thing... I'd beg to differ! ;)
Posted by: Pete at August 19, 2004 12:51 PM







