November 09, 2004
Stand Back People
Warning: may contain mild profanity and adult situations. Heh.
My head is about to fucking explode! Wanna know why? I knew ya did...
Our house project is in escrow HELL! Fuckity fuck fuck!
As a result I'm racking up huge finance penalties on my credit cards. Not to mention the mortgage interest accruing while we wait for some bastard no-name bank to get OFF THEIR ASSES and fund the damn loan already.
My Jeep is in desperate need of repair or a trip to the fucking junkyard but I can't pay for it until we close on the damn house.
That IDIOT somehow managed to get his stupid stupid ass re-elected.
My cat got run over by a car.
Another cat won't stop PISSING ALL OVER THE FUCKING HOUSE even though I have her heavily medicated.
Cat piss has now become a major issue in my marriage.
I started going back to the gym regularly so now my cycle is totally messed up and now I've skipped a period, but we've all been enjoying 10 GLORIOUS days of MJ in perma-PMS! Yippie!
GRROWWLLL.
Until further notice... Lock the doors. Hide the women and children. If you are a republican who voted for Bush, I strongly suggest that you slowly back away and don't make any sudden movements because I can't be held responsible for my actions.
I need a drink and maybe a couple of those cat pills...
Posted by MJ at November 9, 2004 06:10 PM | TrackBackYou got cat piss, I got dog piss, want to trade? Sounds like we both could use a change. Sorry about the Escrow, I know how it is to wait for some fuckhead to get of his ass to do something, it will get better. :)
Posted by: Steve at November 9, 2004 09:44 PMhttp://www.sorryeverybody.com/
This will make you smile, really, I promise. Cheers!
Posted by: Gee at November 9, 2004 11:12 PMPoor baby's got the blues.
This should make you laugh a little:
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
A new website for people who are thinking of moving to Canada, lol.
Cheer-up baby.
Posted by: Claudia at November 10, 2004 01:50 AMOh Dang! You have that link already.
The site was created by a fellow in Wisconsin, that info alone is good enough for a chuckle.
Well . . . have a nice day :-)
Posted by: Claudia at November 10, 2004 01:57 AMCat piss. yech. I feel your pain. Mickey only pissed on carpet and clothes inadvertently left on the floor. And bathmats. bastard.
So I'm remedying the situation and ripping out all the carpet in the house. He doesn't know quite what to do with himself. It's hilarious.
Good luck! I heard lemon juice works well.
Posted by: Martini Mambo at November 10, 2004 09:56 AM
