December 08, 2004

All the news that's fit to Wrap

I haven't done a weird news round-up in a while...

Was is Julia Child who said that you can never ruin anything with too much butter? New Ulm fire cleanup is greasy, gooey mess. What happens when a butter packaging plant burns? Melted butter. 3 million pounds of it. Flooding the town 3 feet deep in some spots. It all sounds disgusting enough but what the articles fail to mention is the smell. I can only imagine... Blech.

Speaking of clogged arteries... Hardee's Monster Thickburger: 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat.

Now this is fucked up. Woman Gets Threatening Letter After Hanging Up On Telemarketer. "Before you are rude to another telemarketer, you should keep in mind that he or she has your phone number and your address..." Creepy.

Go Canadian Company offers package to allow U.S tourists traveling abroad to look Canadian. Includes t-shirt, lapel pin, luggage patch and a quick Canadian reference guide "How to speak Canadian, eh?"

Fourth-grader suspended over suspected 'Jell-O shots'. I think the girl has a bright future at Hooters!

In couch potato news...
TAR6: Last nights Senegal episode epitomized the Ugly American. Key-rist. Get a grip people. You are a visitor. Treat your host country with RESPECT! High (or low as it were) lights: Adam's mother STILL clips his toenails for him? I thought I was going to puke. How old are you again? C'mon. There's something really twisted about that... Jonathan breeding? God help us all. Don and MJ? My heros. I adore them! They have such an incredible relationship. I just about screamed when I heard "The good news is..."

Posted by MJ at December 8, 2004 07:21 AM
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My friend hung up on, I believe AT&T and got calls nightly at 2 am from the person that she hung up on... very scary.

Posted by: Rich at December 13, 2004 02:06 PM

i have set up my voicemail so that when the phone picks up from a telemarketer, it plays that doo-doo-doo tone that tells it my phone is disconnected.

get it at

http://home.flash.net/~carlton2/telemark.htm

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